HATE AND SEE

Daily Kos has a page on its website called "Republicanisms" - terms used to mock conservatives that sound like real words. The terms can be terms that Republicans have used themselves (really stupid phrases), or terms that Democrats have come up with to mock Republicanisms). So, with apologies to DailyKos, I now begin my own "Republicanisms" collection:

"affirmative action": getting raped by Strom Thurmond (see, e.g., mother of Essie May Williams)
"bigotry": Republicans' favorite kind of tree
"bombsy twins": George Bush and Dick Cheney
"Constitution": see "WMD," below
"freedom is on the march": Earth, Hitler, 1938 (apologies, Nicholas Meyer)
"Fristing": getting screwed in a particularly disgusting manner by the Senate Majority Leader
"Gettin' biggy (bigotty) wit' it" - Republicans' favorite rap song.
"hate-by-hate basis" - how a Republican judge decides cases
"hate speech": a Republican talking
"hate of the union address": speech delivered by Pres. Bush every January
"Hatey": nickname for Republican pirates; common Republican misspelling of island nation

"moolah": source of money; ruler of Islamic state
"one for me, and one for my foamy" - how Republicans share intoxicating substances amongst each other
"Right wing hate-o-sphere": J-Date type-service for young Republicans.
"Thinking": See "weapon of mass destruction (WMD)", below.
"Willy Foamin'": Tragic character in Arthur Miller play who is always yelling and screaming
"WMD": See "thinking," above; "Constitution," above.

More to come