GREAT DEBATE ON HATE!

I found an old message board where the topic of discussion was plays-on-words re: the word hate!!! (I like words like this - ever since Michael Moore uttered the word "hateriot," I have been able to laugh at villainy!)

Choice comments include:

"I think "Masterhation" is funnier when used as a verb."
"PETA is an organization of fervish masterhaters!"
"Ok, The Hateful Dead aren't very funny."
(Describing the Olsen twins): "Man, Mary Hatin' Ashley!"
"Hatamax"
"Secretary of hate, Colin Powell"
"Katherine Hata-Jones."
"Hatatarian." (actually, I don't get this one. Do you?)

Some of my own, newly minted:

"Hater tots"
"Commander Hata"
"hatalistic"
"HateGate"
"Dial-a-Hate"
"Tackle and Hate Shop"
"Hate and Barrell"
"I Can't Believe I Hate The Whole Thing" (Guess you have to be familiar with classic television commercials to get this one).
"Haterios" (from Daily Kos)
"Hate Blanchett"
"I live in a hated community, so I don't have to worry about break-ins"
"Hate and Allie"
"You have an awfully hated attitude for someone so young."
In alphabetical order from "L" on:
"Hate for Dinner" (a.k.a. whatever is on a conservative's plate in the evening)
"Human hating rituals are so repulsive"
"Hativism is on the rise in America. Thanks a lot, Pat Buchanan!"
"Walter Haton, the greatest NFL player ever."
"Q-Hate" (How Bill Clinton would pronounce "Kuwait" if he were a hateriot)
"The Federal Reserve sets the hate at which the government lends money."
"Hate and Main"; "Hate Flush"; "The Gang that Can't Shoot Hate" (a.k.a. The Democrats) (as opposed to the Republicans, a.k.a. The Gang that Can't Shoot Straight, a.k.a. Hate)
"Little Man Hate"
"uhate x 2?" (text message sent by someone too lazy to properly ask whether someone is a giant)
"pyruvhate"; "Darth Hater"
"I can't hate any longer!" (the cry of a conservative having an epiphany!)
"x-wing hateriot" (Star Wars pilot who holds secret crush on Emperor)
Andrea Hates (isn't that why she is being retried? (?)
Hategeist (I know it doesn't rhyme; I tried my best)

Remember, as someone on the message board said, "Any time part of a word is replaced with "hate," it's comedy gold, cf. Hatorade, hatriarch, etc.